THE FUCK IS THIS
oldboy (2003) dir. chan-wook park
Barbarian: I will intimidate the evil tree with a face.
DM: You haven’t been able to hit the tree, what makes you think you can intimidate a semi-inanimate object?
Barbarian: Natural 20
DM: …You shout something about its mother being tissue paper. It’s so psychologically beaten, it spontaneously combusts.
The Eddie Izzard Doctrine