roachpatrol:

it’s kind of fun to find a mystery bruise on your leg because you’re like ‘what was i doing? was i fighting vampires? did i forget? i bet you always forget when you fight vampires. shit, i must have fought so many vampires’

then you poke your vampire battle wounds and feel pretty badass

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thespacegoat:

zacksplosion:

gimmegrimmy:

thecityofpawnee:

nerdmodeactivated:

tea-in-the-tardis:

bakuraryou:

OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS

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AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND

I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED

THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.

SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND.

We don’t have those in America because we don’t make mistakes.

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THAT WAS ONE TIME

HE WAS ELECTED TWICE.

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tinyhousedarling:

Yay!!!  

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